{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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Overpeck is an unincorporated community in central St. Clair Township, Butler County, Ohio, United States. It has a post office with the ZIP code 45055. It lies between New Miami and Trenton.
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}
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The 1995–96 Western Carolina Catamounts men's basketball team represented Western Carolina University during the 1995–96 NCAA Division I men's basketball season. The Catamounts, led by first-year head coach Phil Hopkins, played their home games at the Ramsey Center and were members of the Southern Conference. They finished the season 17–13, 10–4 in SoCon play to finish in a tie for first place. They defeated Appalachian State, VMI, and Davidson to capture the SoCon tournament title to receive the conference's automatic bid to the NCAA tournament – the first, and only, appearance in program history. Playing as No. 16 seed in the West region, Western Carolina was narrowly beaten by No. 1 seed Purdue, 73–71, in the opening round.
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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